Dating websites are dangerous.
I have like 10 people who im planning dates with.
when your otp touches foreheads <33333
AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
when my parents complain about me
I will not ask you for forgiveness. What I have done is unforgivable. I was so lost in hatred and revenge. I never dreamed that I could love you so much. You stole what was left of my heart. And now I’ve lost you forever.
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
Life on Mars? // David Bowie
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